I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via automatically)


*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via guy)


let’s play “who can eat all their popcorn before the movie even starts”

(via trust)


miles to go before i sleep | via Tumblr on We Heart It.


do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via trust)


do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

(via trust)